Here’s a little secret I learned from Weight Watchers: You simply cannot cheat your body.
I didn’t learn this because of the nutritional guidelines in my weekly pamphlets; I learned this because I was starving. So starving that I found myself cutting up grapes into miniscule pieces, trying to fit as many as possible into a 1/2 cup serving without going over my 23 points.
All the while, a wave of shame would wash over me. Just because I didn’t have to report extra points didn’t mean my body didn’t recognize those two extra grapes. The body reacts to every tiny piece of food we do (or don’t) put in it. It is one of the few things in this world that you have to be 100% honest with. There’s no fooling it.
But, like I said, I was starving. I’m not famous for making good choices when I’m starving.
The bad choices didn’t end at the grapes. I was in a sad mental state for a very long time. Even now, I wince when I think about it because I never want to revisit that place again. Eating in the pantry or in the closet so no one will spot my bad food choices; paying with cash at a fast food drive-thru so I don’t have to face my love of French fries on my next bank statement; being embarrassed that like any human being, I love an unhealthy dessert every now and again.
Whether it was cramming extra fruit into a measuring cup or bingeing on Papa John’s pizza, it was a cheat meal and the mental repercussions were always the same. Berating and belittling myself for my lack of self-control, giving up and accepting that my body would always be ugly, swearing that I wasn’t a total loser and trying yet another diet, and starting the process all over again. Unfortunately, with an ever-lengthening list of dietary failures, I was in even worse (mental) shape than the time before.
Nowadays, I don’t do cheat meals.
I am most certainly not a Paleo Puritan; I go off-course every now and then (more than I ought to during birthday season). But instead of cheat meals, our home has splurges. While this may seem to be just a simple matter of semantics, they are really quite different.
Cheating, by definition, involves deception and fraud, generally eluding an appropriate consequence. It’s dishonest, and it doesn’t feel good to lie.
A splurge is an indulgence. Allowing yourself to follow your desire. Purposeful permissiveness.
The difference is huge.
For my mental sanity, I don’t see a problem with the occasional indulgence. When I take care of my body, occasional translates to allowing an off-Paleo meal or treat once every week or two.
Because these splurges are rare, they have to be worth it. There are a number of ways that I decide if something is worth it. If the answer to any of these questions is YES, than it most certainly is NOT worth it:
Am I motivated to eat out because:
- I haven’t gone grocery shopping?
- I don’t want to cook?
- I didn’t create a meal plan this week?
If I can pass this initial screening, I go a little bit more in-depth*:
- Is this going to make me so sick that I will curse myself 30 minutes later?
- Do I actually want to eat this or am I just hungry?
- Is it worth halting my current progress for this meal?
- Will I regret this tomorrow?
- Is this only going to be moderately delicious?
And because I am not only a visual person, but also a forgetful one, I sometimes consult my master list.
Worth It
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Not Worth It
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- Lupe Tortilla fajitas
- Swedish Fish
- Coco’s Crepes
- Buttered popcorn
- Brazilian rice and beans
- Hello Panda
- Sweet German pretzel (Naegelin’s)
- Hi-Chews
- Tea Cup Café’s Coconut Smoothie with Tapioca Pearls
- Araya Chocolates
- Crave cupcakes
- Bever’s Kitchen
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- Chex Mix
- Oreos
- Caramel tidbits
- Skittles
- Starburst
- Hamburger buns
- Crackers
- M&Ms
- Wafers
- Most Mexican restaurants
- Fast food
- Pop-Tarts
- Corn on the cob
- Soy milk
- Coconut milk ice cream (whole pint)
- Anything in Wal-Mart’s bakery
- Free samples at Costco
- Lara Bars as snacks
- Jerky with sugar in it
- Hershey’s
- Wheat Thins
- Triscuits
- Pretzels
- Yao
- Ooh-La-La cupcakes
- Tropicana orange juice
- Box cake
- Wonder bread
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This works most of the time. If after this mental interrogation, I still want a slice of pecan pie (yes) and I’m willing to pay the consequences (yes), then I guiltlessly eat until I’m satisfied.
When I’m still a little foggy or not doing so hot on keeping myself honest, Whole9 is my go-to site for practical Paleo living. Their Guide to Nutritional Off-Roading is an awesome pdf to help walk you through the mental aspects of splurging, while their Eating Dirty Part 1 and Part 2 posts serve as informational reminders about how to, well, eat dirty.
(The Lazy Caveman also has a nice little read along the same lines — Life After 30…Days)
And when I start having trouble with following these guidelines, that’s when I know it’s time to reset my body and go through another Whole30.
Eating Paleo isn’t about being on a diet and cheating on your diet. It’s about making good food choices.
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* These are not friendly questions for someone struggling with an eating disorder. I no longer struggle with an eating disorder, so it keeps me on-track, but could be a hindrance for someone else. I could never have asked these questions 10 years ago without spiraling downward. Know your limits.
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